Feline Nasal Goo Shock!
You definitely/totally/surely won't believe this! Your furry friend/pal/buddy has just given/pulled/sprung a total snot/mucus/goo surprise! It's all over/on/in their nose/face/paws, and it looks like a green monster/the remains of a burrito/someone sneezed rainbows. Do they look sick? We need to document this historical event! May your nose